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lamia_prime ([personal profile] lamia_prime) wrote2006-08-03 10:24 pm
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Um, no.

"Fusion", "Cabaret" and "Tribal" are NOT acceptable styles of bellydance to brag about being "skilled in". That is all modern shit and a crap excuse to wear too much eyeliner, polyester camel tassels, and weird lame turbans that hook onto your myriad facial piercings and compliment your faux dread-locked and dyed hair.

Turkish, Sword/Cane, Gowhazee, those are acceptable.

Go sit down and shut the fuck up.

[identity profile] mystikvelvet.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Punishment! Make them submit, Lamia!

[identity profile] lamia-prime.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU WILL WEAR PROPER CLOTHING!

*thwack*

YOU WILL STUDY TRADITIONAL DANCE!

*thwack*

YOU WILL STOP THINKING THAT YOUR LESS-THAN-TEN-YEAR-OLD ART FORM MAKES YOU AN EXPERT ON ANYTHING

*thwack thwack*

YOU WILL PUT MIRRORS AND COINS ON YOUR DAMN SKIRTS AND TAKE OFF THE CAMEL DECORATIONS!

*thwackity thwack thwack*

OMFG!

[identity profile] mystikvelvet.livejournal.com 2006-08-04 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! You just made my day.