Behold, for I wipe away a tear!

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/10/wheres_charlton_heston_when_yo.php

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Thanks, amykb, for the link. Safe for work. No kittens.

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Edited to add this worksafe coolness: http://www.instructables.com/id/Animated-Haunted-Ouija-Board/