No Spoilers

Am I the only person on the planet who watches a movie like POTC:AWE and thinks "OH MY GOD THE SMELL"?

And for one moment of Stupid, I thought, man, Ken Watanabe is usually hotter than that, they really did a good job on his makeup, and oh, look, he learned to speak Chinese for this role, man is that dedication! Oh, wait... lol

Keith Richard's hands are so gnarled and mangled, I have no idea how he can play a guitar.

And I still wouldn't mind being in a Sparrow/Turner sammich.

Here endeth my non-spoiler review.