Ooooh, shiny....

Yowza

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/hosiery/stockings/info/whip-me-stockings~flesh/c?isource=cj09&cmp=AF070208

I bought some new underwear over the weekend, and I really do not enjoy buying underwear. You cannot try it on (thank goodness!) so you have no idea if you are buying the right size (I did) or how it fits.

Now, I realize that fashion insists that women wear low-rise jeans, so that every roll and crease is available for public viewing, and that finally FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY the fashion for women showing their underpants has faded away. This means that underwear is also low-rise.

Which ALSO means that, of the 6 pair I bought, 2 so far are acceptable, and 1 went right into the trash after I discovered that it wasn't just low-rise, it didn't even cover all the bush, much less half the asscrack. How is it supposed to stay UP if it doesn't rise above the widest point of your hip?

Frankly, with that pair, you would get just as much coverage if you hot glued a Lightdays to your jeans, and at least then you wouldn't have VPL.

Oh my my my ...

http://www.milanoo.com/Shiny-Heavy-Black-Sexy-PVC-Catsuit-p1332.html

I am not sure this would be considered Work Safe, although there is no nudity.

Oh fuck yes - I NEED one of these.

http://www.memetictees.com/sprawlworld/chatsubobar.html

http://poorlydressed.com

And then there is this ... http://topcultured.com/20-things-that-shouldnt-be-home-made/ via ceosanna

ARGH ARGH SQUAWK BWAWK ELEVENTYWTFBBQALPACA ARGH WHAT THE HELL WERE THE JUDGES THINKING OH MAH GAWD

NICHOLAS? What the FUCK were the judges thinking to choose that piece of steaming catpuke? That dress was glued together, had NO personality, was NOT flattering or interesting, it had NOTHING over Epperson and Giordana's designs.

*kicks the crap out of the judges until they pull their heads out of their respective asses*






I have been informed that I am banned from TV until I stop shouting at the screen LOL

*kicks again on the way out*

http://www.pennangalan.com/boots/FW92.php

http://www.pennangalan.com/boots/FW47.php

Need.

Need lots.

Need NOW.

Want. Need.

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Shoes/WedgesHeels/Black-Patent-Bottle-Opener-Heels-378967.jsp

Well, if you're gonna be down there, opening a bottle, you might as well make yourself useful, too...