Girlie rant
Jul. 24th, 2012 09:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lamia_primeI bought some new underwear over the weekend, and I really do not enjoy buying underwear. You cannot try it on (thank goodness!) so you have no idea if you are buying the right size (I did) or how it fits.
Now, I realize that fashion insists that women wear low-rise jeans, so that every roll and crease is available for public viewing, and that finally FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY the fashion for women showing their underpants has faded away. This means that underwear is also low-rise.
Which ALSO means that, of the 6 pair I bought, 2 so far are acceptable, and 1 went right into the trash after I discovered that it wasn't just low-rise, it didn't even cover all the bush, much less half the asscrack. How is it supposed to stay UP if it doesn't rise above the widest point of your hip?
Frankly, with that pair, you would get just as much coverage if you hot glued a Lightdays to your jeans, and at least then you wouldn't have VPL.
Now, I realize that fashion insists that women wear low-rise jeans, so that every roll and crease is available for public viewing, and that finally FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY the fashion for women showing their underpants has faded away. This means that underwear is also low-rise.
Which ALSO means that, of the 6 pair I bought, 2 so far are acceptable, and 1 went right into the trash after I discovered that it wasn't just low-rise, it didn't even cover all the bush, much less half the asscrack. How is it supposed to stay UP if it doesn't rise above the widest point of your hip?
Frankly, with that pair, you would get just as much coverage if you hot glued a Lightdays to your jeans, and at least then you wouldn't have VPL.
