Stick with me on this

If you fart, do you gain weight or lose weight?

ie, is the air (define as you will) inside you making you bouyant which would mean that getting rid of it will make you weigh more? Or is that air made of measurable mass and getting rid of it will lighten you up?

I ask because last night one of the cats bombed us in a brutal and heinous way.

Lordy lordy lordy.

La. woman arrested in grits attack on boyfriend

Guys, you can't ever go to sleep. Seriously. If you piss off your woman, the worst mistake you can make is to go to sleep.

Ok, the FIRST mistake you can make is asking if she's on the rag. But the WORST mistake is going to bed...

http://www.verizon.net/newsroom/portals/newsroom.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=newsroom_portal_page_us_article&_article=2494089

La. woman arrested in grits attack on boyfriend

BOUTTE, La. - A Louisiana woman is charged with getting back at her sleeping boyfriend after a fight by scalding him with a pot of boiling grits.
Sheriff's deputies say 44-year-old Carolyn Brown caused second-degree burns on the man's face and arms.

Brown was booked on a second-degree battery charge.

The man told deputies in St. Charles Parish near New Orleans that he came home from work on Nov. 7 and got into an argument with Brown. He told her that he was breaking up with her and then went to bed.

The Times-Picayune reports Brown was arrested Wednesday and booked into the Nelson Coleman Correctional Facility.

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Information from: The Times-Picayune, http://www.nola.com