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Unless you're not a biological woman, you're pre-menarche, or wicked post-menopausal, you're a woman with essentially normal processes and that includes girlie bits every four weeks or so. This is understood, and sympathized with. Here, have some chocolate.

HOWEVER!

There is no reason NO REASON for you to leave your wrapped f'ing bloody pad on the toilet paper roll in the office ladies room, ok?

OH MAH GAWD O.O