LJ Interests meme results

arrogant worms:
OMG humor AND literacy AND the ability to turn a clever rhyme!
cats:
= I hear and obey, my furry master!
d&d:
I grew up in the 80's. I was one of the weird kids. Whaddya want?
gargoyles:
They are too precious! Fierce and cranky, with wings and TOES and sharp pointy teeth. Architecture with a purpose and a personality - too cool!
hot wax:
mmmmmm sex.....
latex:
It's so slick and shiny. Makes you skinnier when you wear it cuz it's sooooo damn tight. And there is a very specific scent with latex which means that you don't way "oh, grandma's chocolate chip cookies would taste good right now", but rather "CLUB SEX FASHION SEX HOT SEX" *thud*
monty python:
'nuff said.
raspberries:
The best fruit ever. They taste delicious alone or with cream or in a pie or in a cake or in pancakes or muffins. They smell like perfection should smell like, warm and ripe and sweet. They have multiple textures, tiny hard seeds, tart juice, firm fruit with ridges.
sex in costumes:
It adds that extra yumminess to something already fabu. Are you wearing something boned? The feeling of constriction. Are you wearing something that interferes? The feeling of extra effort. Are you wearing something tear-away? The feeling of possession. Are you wearing something metallic? The shock of cold against your skin and then it begins to warm to cody temperature. Are you wearing something silly? Adding laughter to pleasure.
vaako:
Good lord. Speaking of sex in armor, uh huh. Mohawks and eyeliner and armor and cheekbones? Baby, I am YOURS!!