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[lamia_prime]

How vexing.

HELL LEVEL 2 Raw score: 80%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms. Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames. AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 57% on hellishness

Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

I think that was because I said I wouldn't fuck a monkey, and would use birth control with a mormon nun.

Phooey.

However:


Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU?
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That will do just fine ;)

And
You are Granny Wheatherwax, the head witch of the
Ramtop Mountains. You believe yourself to be
the finest exponent of magic on the disc, and
never let anyone foret it. You are often
troubled by people thinking of you as a
"good" witch. You are stuffy and have
an almost nonexistent sense of humor. But
that's okay, because your best friend Nanny Ogg
makes up for all your shortcomings and vice
versa. You are known to wear at least ten
layers of clothing at any given time, another
aspect of your isolationistic personality.


What reoccuring Discworld character are you?
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this one was too easy to fix

But it's quite appropos, I think. Now hand me my steel wool socks, would you?

As for ,


I am SO relieved by my answer....!