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Aug. 26th, 2011 10:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Yesterday, all over the local news was the story of a bag found on the side of the road, full of 19 kittens. Some were already dead. Some had lost eyes from all of the desperate clawing about inside the bag. The survivors have been delivered to a local ASPCA and are being cared for.
I swear to you, if I ever find out who did this, and I have you to myself for even 5 minutes, this is what will happen to you:
You will find yourself on the ground, with metal spikes pinning you in place in your arms and feet. Strapped to your abdomen will be a metal bowl, and a pair of hungry honey badgers.
They will get out of that bowl. Through you. And I will happily give you a stick to place between your teeth so that I don't have to listen to your screaming.
You miserable piece of shit.
I swear to you, if I ever find out who did this, and I have you to myself for even 5 minutes, this is what will happen to you:
You will find yourself on the ground, with metal spikes pinning you in place in your arms and feet. Strapped to your abdomen will be a metal bowl, and a pair of hungry honey badgers.
They will get out of that bowl. Through you. And I will happily give you a stick to place between your teeth so that I don't have to listen to your screaming.
You miserable piece of shit.