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1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
I have a cassette copy of my performance as Daisy Mae from Plymouth Church of the Pilgrims performance of "Li'L Abner" circa 1978.

2. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Cold Mountain. Last of the Mohicans. The Return of the King. ...Damnit....

3. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Only that the stupid will overrun the earth. Oh, wait, that's not a fear, that's a reality.

4. What is the little physical habit that gives away you're insecure?
I have no physical habit that indicates that I'm insecure. Sometimes if I'm upset I fiddle with my fingernails.

5. Do you know anyone famous?
Duh, yes.

6. Favorite starbucks drink?
If I have to, a Frappachino.

7. What stickers do you have on your car, if any?
I don't own a car.

8. Describe your bed:
Black metal tubing head and foot "boards". Currently green flannel sheets, and lots of blankets piled up in a wad at the foot of the bed.

9. Are you spontaneous or planned?
Whichever.

10. Who would play you in a movie?
Angelina Jolie, baby

11. Do you know how to play poker?
Sort of...?

12. What do you miss most about being a kid?
No bills

13. Are you happy with your given name?
It's just a word.

14. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
How much you got? Ok, double that, and we can begin negotiations.

15. What color is your bedroom?
Grubby white. We've lived here for 5+ years, and it hasn't been repainted.

16. What was the last song you were listening to?
"Wild cats of Kilkenney" by the Pogues. There's no lyrics except for the occasional impassioned jig-and-reel scream, does it count?

17. Have you ever been in a play?
Oh, once or twice ;)

18. Have you ever been in love?
Alas, yes.

19. Do you talk a lot?
If you ask my husband, yes.

20. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Gotta have faith for it to work....

21. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
Only if they can do something small to change it, but would rather whine and demand from society about it.

22. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
I don't. But my therapist said I was.

23. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Uhm, I live with my husband.

24. What is your ideal marriage location?
Where I was married was perfect, if only it could have been moved to a state that didn't suck.

25. Favorite fabric?
silk

26. Something you love and hate?
Junk food

27. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Who else can you brag to? Brag to strangers and you get arrested or propositioned.

28. What's the one language you want to learn?
Japanese

29. How do you eat an apple?
With my mouth.

30. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
A few.

31. Do you have tattoos?
A few.

32. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Stupidity

33. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
My word, yes. Gimmee!

34. What do you cook the best?
Food.

35. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Stand out. But really, I don't have a choice most of the time.

36. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I wear pants all the time. I've worn men's cotehardies for a "drag race".

37. What kind of books do you like to read?
Something that doesn't insult my intelligence, or tell me something that I know isn't true.

38. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Tell the student loan company to go fuck itself, and move somewhere besides Elbow, USA