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Sep. 22nd, 2005 08:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lamia_primeIn the "Are You Sure You Are Authorized To Breathe On Your Own?" category...
Guy calls up, wants an appointment, ASAP. I tell him we can see him at 2pm today, no problem. He's obviously been kicked out of his house, and eventually gives me the address and phone number of his parents where he is currently staying, which is fine. I give him landmarks, directions, instructions, and ask that if he needs to reschedule to please call us, no credit cards, etc. The usual spiel.
And then he says "Are you sure he has appointments available today? Cuz I took off of work."
No, you stupid cunt, we don't accept appointments during regular working hours, we only have appointments from 3:05am to 3:12am where everyone sits in a circle and talks at once, I just make appointments during daytime hours because I like to laugh at you while you try to jiggle the doorknob and knock on the door.
Idiot.
(EDIT: He blew off the appointment)
Guy calls up, wants an appointment, ASAP. I tell him we can see him at 2pm today, no problem. He's obviously been kicked out of his house, and eventually gives me the address and phone number of his parents where he is currently staying, which is fine. I give him landmarks, directions, instructions, and ask that if he needs to reschedule to please call us, no credit cards, etc. The usual spiel.
And then he says "Are you sure he has appointments available today? Cuz I took off of work."
No, you stupid cunt, we don't accept appointments during regular working hours, we only have appointments from 3:05am to 3:12am where everyone sits in a circle and talks at once, I just make appointments during daytime hours because I like to laugh at you while you try to jiggle the doorknob and knock on the door.
Idiot.
(EDIT: He blew off the appointment)
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Date: 2005-09-22 01:23 pm (UTC)No, sorry, I mean 2pm of the 5th week of December.
See you then....
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Date: 2005-09-22 01:27 pm (UTC)Just like that!!
heh
Date: 2005-09-22 01:37 pm (UTC)'Actully, this is a strip joint. We're going to film you and send the tape to your boss. Cool, huh?'
'This is the appt to chainsaw fight to see the lawyer. If you don't, win we can't help you.'
'Unless you want him to be sober, you're all set.'
'No spanky, we're part of the conspirasy trying to completely fuck up your life. But don't let anyone know I told you.'
Like the folks who call
Date: 2005-09-22 03:41 pm (UTC)Nope, I just live here
Or
Just love answering the phone to see how many innane questions I can field in a day. You make 53. And it's before noon.
Please, by the gods, let him be under 25 years old. Otherwise I fear for the future.
Re: Like the folks who call
Date: 2005-09-22 03:48 pm (UTC)Please, by the Gods, let him be 85 - cause then we won't have to put up with him much longer. If he's under 25, he IS the future.